A Rap for Larry Elder

A rap I sent to Larry Elder when he was talking to Zuby about whether rap is a legitimate art form.

Zuby says there’s range

But he’s deranged, cause I got played

When I made a rapping album

I got booed off the stage

And now my heart’s in a cage

Cause all my dope lyrics

Got kicked, cause my lyricist

Got licked, cause his hero is

A famous white supremacist:

Larry Elder who’s the new

Face of white supremacy

Always telling me why

He’s so high, he’s getting on every station

Saying get off the plantation of the

Democratic nation

And make your pants ride up high

Like an old, out-of-touch white guy

It ain’t easy keepin it breezy

And acting real when your heroes

Are Zuby, John McWhorter

Clarence Thomas and the new world order

Glen Lourey, Candace Owens, Coleman Hughes

Should I keep goin?

Thomas Sowell, he’s the GOAT, and

Don’t forget Shelby Steele and MLK

And other members of the modern KKK

Like Condi Rice and Walter Williams

You can kill him, but his crimes still

Send a bill that’s been growing on us

Since someone taught letters to Frederick Douglas

See Larry, rap can be fun!

Published by Mr Nobody

An unusually iberal conservative, or an unusually conservative liberal. An Anglicized American, or possibly an Americanized Englishman. A bit of the city, a bit of country living. An emotional scientist. A systematic poet. Trying to stand up over the abyss of a divided mind.