About

A man of two minds must always be trying to make peace with himself.

Mr Nobody is a haemonculus of intermediate age. He hails from a middling small town in the middle of middle America. The plains. Where he excelled in allergies, injury, and getting kicked around.

He is a failed poet, failed musician, and failed actor. Moreover, he’s also a failed restaurateur, failed fiction writer, failed doctoral candidate, and so much more. In fact the number of things he has failed at, from sports to carpentry to fatherhood, is quite spectacular and makes him quite an expert on such things.

His childhood nicknames were “Scooter” and “Has anyone ever told you you’re weird?” For the record, no one ever has, but plenty of people have asked.